Saturday, April 01, 2006

Bipolarlingual





Alright does this make me a bad person?

Last night this crazy bum tried to follow me home mumbling something. Today while I was walking home from work I saw crazy bum again, walking towards me. I try to ignore him but he follows me, he starts asking for change. I have decieded to use my own "I don't understand the language in which you speak routine" so he will leave me alone. So I say "no parlez anglais." To which he begs for change...in French. The bum was bilingual - I am not. Who is really the bum?

Secondly, I am going to Montreal this summer to study french so I will no longer be la bum. I get to study at the universite de montreal for a month and I'm rather excited about it! Let the bastardization of the language end one mouth at a time.