Dear Self of August 6th 2005

You are new to the adventure called living on your own and I promise it does get easier my dear you just need to wait. You will get a job soon I promise and everything will work out just fine. Patience.

That is something you need to learn for the coming year patience and persurvenace. You will be tested in ways you never have before and life will change all around you. Stick to your guns and you will be fine.

Advice:

1. Keep up on your dishes
2. Keep up on your readings
3. Organization is essential in University
4. University does not have to be capitalized all the time
5. You will be moving in less than a year - stay packed!
6. Don't over do it on the extracurriculars
7. Listen to my advice you stubborn mule!

Dream 1 - June 3, 2003

Dreams (literally) of mine in somewhat chronological order:

Way back when (about five years ago) *at the time of writing) when Titanic was the hottest movie EVER and Leo was the man of the moment I had the following dream...
All I know is that I am in Price Club all by myself.
All of a sudden there is Leonardo DiCaprio in a his *ahem* glory.
I really don't remember much about this dream at all but what I do remember is there was a candy store in the Price Club and in I went into it and I was looking at the pink 5 cent gums ( I forget what they are called, anyways...).
So in Leo walks and he starts chasing me, so I accendently grab the gum and run out of the store with Leo in *hot* pursuit.
So he continues to chase me around the Price Club.
I finally realize I still have the gum in my hands so I have to run back to the store and put it back so I wouldn't have commited robbery.
He continues to chase me until we run down a dark hallway.
Don't ask me why but we both have the feeling that we must hide from someone so we climb into one of those doggie carrier cages together.
(Don't ask how we are both supposed to fit in one of those, but we did) and that was the end of my dream.

Theory 1 - June 3, 2003

[Theroy 1]

There is a man named Bob who is trying to take over the world. My reasoning...think of children's entertainment moguls... think of the primary school phenoms. Think HARD! Think YELLOW! THINK SPONGE BOB...THINK BOB THE BUILDER....sponge bob the builder...bob...bob...he's getting into your children's minds...ah! And that concludes theroy one.

Post from the Past 1: June 7, 2003

The first of many posts from former blogs.

This is a poem/song I wrote after my mother forced me to put whey powder into my yogurt and eat it one hot summer night. It was gross.

~Late Night Yogurt~
***the following was inspired after an attempt to forcedown nutrition yogurt at 10:30 -11:30 pm...here is my story***

sittin around waiting for love
your all alone, you feel like mud
waiting and searching for the one
that makes bathtime so much fun
your sad so much it makes your throat hurt
cast your cares into the late night yogurt...

time passes on the yogurt still stirs
nothing has changed as the dairy just lays
on the spoon, staring at its fatewishing instead it was the plate
seconds pass, along with gas

you are lactose intolerant
this is your late night rant
still so much yogurt to go
the fruit on the bottom is starting to show
stir it mix it be careful what you do
do unto yogurt what you would have yogurt do to you

care free dairy is a thing of the past
the time is ticking your eyes are at half mast
yet the yogurt is there for you to eat and you must do it before you sleep
late night yogurt, a tribulation it is
eat it before it starts to fizz

Bridge:
strawberry, bumble berry, blueberry eww
late night yogurt, there is nothing you can do
just eat it, leave it and feed it to your brother
all this yogurt forced by your mother
late night yogurt it should be a crime
late night yogurt, taste like glue and pine
still so much yogurt to go
fruit on the bottom is starting to show
stir it mix it be careful what you
unto yogurt what you would have yogurt do to you

late night yogurt...oh ohhhhhhh...nothing like late night yogurt oh ohhhh....
fruit on the bottom is starting to show owwwww
late night yogurt...ohhh ohhhhhhhh!