Things I Find Weird Before 10 am

(the oh so famous eggman)

1. My mother called me during the hour of 9 when I was still sleeping to inform me that possibly one of my old high school teachers had been arrested for sexual assault after a long investigation. I immediatly thought I knew who it was and I won't say here but if its not him I will be surprised. He always was chatting up the volleyball girls and never actually paying attention to class - you know that thing he was teaching. But I never honestly thought it was more than gross flirtation - which reminds me that even though I am pessimistic I am still nieve at times. People you know do bad things. Like Jann Arden's brother - I don't know him but I found out yesterday he is in jail for murder. On to number 2.
2. I live in Brantford, not a huge glitz pull here but I kind of was taken back when I found out that Wayne Gretzky's mothers funeral was going to be at the same church I do nursery in on Sundays. The one I would be able to see from here if there wasn't you know like a wall there. It shouldn't be that surprising really - its well known that Gretzky is from Brantford but at 9:47 am it just seems strange.